Saturday, December 19, 2009

Tiger Woods and Sarah Palin? Really?

Well, no, not really.  Not as far as we know.
However, Who2 hereby offers a reward of $500 to anyone who can give us conclusive proof that a romantic relationship has ever existed between golfer Tiger Woods and former governor Sarah Palin. 

Our reasoning: that relationship would be about the only thing that could make Tiger's or Palin's stories any crazier than they already are.  Sorry, the Palin hat-capades and Tiger love child rumors just aren't moving the needle any more.  (Unless that love child were Trig.)  

We'll accept conclusive proof in the form of actual unretouched photographs or original hand-written love notes from Sarah to Tiger or back.  Romantic text messages from Tiger must be notarized by either Vint Cerf or Tim Berners-Lee, fathers of the Internet.   (Note: we will also accept proof of a Woods-Palin-Sting love triangle.)

Our judges' decisions are final.  We will pay the $500 in currency of your choice, including Susan B. Anthony or Sacagawea dollars.  (Sorry, no Krugerrands.)

Send your conclusive Tiger Woods-Sarah Palin hubba-hubba proof to: editorial@who2.com.  Or just post it, along with your currency of choice, in the comments below.

(Photos courtesty of WENN and AlaskaStock.)

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