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Alice Cooper, Gettin' Older

Yes, that is 1970's rock star Alice Cooper, appearing at the "11th annual Canon Customer Appreciation Reception benefiting The National Center for missing and exploited children" in Las Vegas this week.
The poor guy. 
It's brutal when you make a career out of being the scary devil-man and then you find yourself in your sixties. He's looking like an aging Howard Stern, only without the glasses or Beth Ostrowski:

(We just checked: Cooper was born in 1948, Stern in 1954.)

At CES this weekend we saw the worst sign of all: Alice Cooper impersonators at the Imperial Palace Casino. His impersonator is now featured on little billboards along with Joan Rivers and a horsey transgender Celine Dion.  Yikes!

On the plus side: you can now have an Alice Cooper wedding

 The Alice Cooper Wedding Includes:
   - Alice Cooper impersonator sings 2 song
   - Appropriate music and decor
   - 6 Rose bouquet for the Bride

Plus photos and a "live webcast during the ceremony." 

But honestly, after "Alice Cooper impersonator sings 2 songs" at your wedding, who cares about the rest?  It's over. That's the ultimate.

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