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Alice Cooper, Gettin' Older
Yes, that is 1970's rock star Alice Cooper, appearing at the "11th annual Canon Customer Appreciation Reception benefiting The National Center for missing and exploited children" in Las Vegas this week.
The poor guy.
It's brutal when you make a career out of being the scary devil-man and then you find yourself in your sixties. He's looking like an aging Howard Stern, only without the glasses or Beth Ostrowski:
(We just checked: Cooper was born in 1948, Stern in 1954.)
At CES this weekend we saw the worst sign of all: Alice Cooper impersonators at the Imperial Palace Casino. His impersonator is now featured on little billboards along with Joan Rivers and a horsey transgender Celine Dion. Yikes!
On the plus side: you can now have an Alice Cooper wedding.
The Alice Cooper Wedding Includes:
- Alice Cooper impersonator sings 2 song
- Appropriate music and decor
- 6 Rose bouquet for the Bride
Plus photos and a "live webcast during the ceremony."
But honestly, after "Alice Cooper impersonator sings 2 songs" at your wedding, who cares about the rest? It's over. That's the ultimate.

3 comments
wow...Really? Who would have thought Alice Cooper was getting older? You guys seriously have no life...Yes...he's 61..That doesn't mean he isn't still kicking ass! I saw him in October in concert and he was amazing...Didn't miss a single note.
wow and I thought people got younger when they age. of course they get older you dummy! congrats you know he is 61 woohoo, I also saw him back in October, amazing show and didn't dissapoint, he's probably in better shape then most of the crowd.
Who knew Alice Cooper fans were so touchy?Don't blame me for the Vegas impersonators. I was just an innocent bystander.I *do* still think he's looking kinda older, though.