What Conan O'Brien Might Do Now

Conan O'Brien let loose with a harshly funny monologue last night, needling NBC over its decision to move Jay Leno back to 11:35 and boot Conan to 12:05 (or beyond). 

After a few wisecracks ("All I can say is I plan to continue putting on a great show night after night, while stealing as many office supplies as humanly possible"), Conan listed his options:

- Host the Tonight Show at 12:05;
- Star in a Lifetime original movie about a woman trapped in an abusive relationship with her network;
- Go to ABC and star in a male redhead version of Cougartown called Redwolf Village;
- Host a show on B.E.T. called White All Night;
- Move to FOX and follow their hit 24 with a new show called 24:05;
- Bring sanity back to NBC by hiring Gary Busey as head of programming.

We're rooting for Redwolf Village, frankly.  Here's the full monologue: