'Bet You 100 to 1 the Archbishop Says Holy GOAT'

There'll always be an England! Hard-core betting has commenced on the Royal Wedding, just outside of Westminster Abbey.  100/1 seems awfully long odds on black for the Queen's hat...

...but nice to see Elton John in the running for tears at 8/1.  Wish we could see the odds on Becks. 

April in London?  We'll bet on rain.

Yes, Paddy Power and Ladbrokes really are offering Royal Wedding betting specials:

• Prince William to drop the wedding ring during the service:  20/1

• Prince Philip to be seen asleep during the service:  6/1

• Kate Middleton to jilt Prince William at the altar:  100/1

• Archibishop of Canterbury to say 'In the name of the father, and of the son, and of the holy GOAT' during the ceremony: 100/1

• Royal Wedding First Dance:

          Lionel Richie - All Night Long:  6/1
          Phil Collins - Against All Odds:  15/1
          Led Zeppelin - Stairway to Heaven:  33/1
          Irene Cara - Fame:  33/1
 
Come on, Led Zep!  We've got a fiver on you!

Earlier: The Royal Wedding - A Message for Panicky Fans