Donald Trump Decides Not to Win the Presidency

He's done for 2012, though he totally would have won:

"I maintain the strong conviction that if I were to run, I would be able to win the primary and ultimately, the general election... Ultimately, however, business is my greatest passion and I am not ready to leave the private sector."

The bad news?  "I will continue to voice my opinions loudly and help to shape our politician's [sic] thoughts." 

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