A drunk was in front of a judge. The judge says “You’ve been brought here for drinking.” The drunk says, “Okay, let’s get started.”
A man goes to a psychiatrist. The doctor says, “You’re crazy.” The man says, “I want a second opinion!” “Okay, you’re ugly too!”
The food on the plane was fit for a king. “Here, King!”
Happy 12th deathday to the “king of the one-liners,” Henny Youngman.
From the Who2 blog:
| Latest: | Emily Blunt Tries to Remember Her Lines |
| Next: | DVD Review: 'Harvard Beats Yale 29-29' |
| Prev: | A Few Things About Joyce Carol Oates |
| Tags: | Henny Youngman, Landmark Deathdays |