The Two Best Donald Trump Jokes from the 2011 White House Correspondents’ Dinner

By Fritz Holznagel

13 years ago

“Donald Trump owns the Miss USA pageant, which is great for Republicans because it will streamline their search for vice president.”

“Donald Trump often appears on Fox, which is ironic, because a fox often appears on Donald Trump’s head.”

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