Katarina Witt scapula parade

Katarina Witt parades her scapulas in a backless gown at the Max Mara Fashion Show on the beautiful Kurfuerstendamm in Berlin, Germany. The date was September 3, 2009. Kati Witt won figure skating gold medals at the Olympics of 1984 and 1988.

Wait! That's not Katarina Witt modeling at all, sorry. We just realized she's sitting front and center, at the corner of the little wall, taking a cell phone photo of the model. Gee, you wish these captions would be a little more accurate.

See our biography of Katarina Witt