Sorry to mention the nipples, but well, isn't that what he's doing? We don't pose the photos, we just write the captions. Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino raises his shirt to show off his chest and abs during a release party for the Jersey Shore Soundtrack Album, and yes, there was such a thing. The date was July 13, 2010, and the place was New York City. The Situation was born in 1982, so he and his abs turned 28 the year this photo was taken.