Here’s an almost-rhyming poem for this almost-disturbing Easter Bunny, whom our friends at WENN describe as “Super Easter Bunny,” from the New York Easter Parade.
Dear strange Super Easter Bunny
Outside the Ermenegildo Zegna
With your utility belt of Peeps and Astroturf
You seem slightly less than sunny
And slightly less than regnant
But no one can deny your gusto/verve.
Now let’s forget this ever happened and read more about the real Easter Bunny.