A drunk was in front of a judge. The judge says “You’ve been brought here for drinking.” The drunk says, “Okay, let’s get started.”
A man goes to a psychiatrist. The doctor says, “You’re crazy.” The man says, “I want a second opinion!” “Okay, you’re ugly too!”
The food on the plane was fit for a king. “Here, King!”
Happy 12th deathday to the “king of the one-liners,” Henny Youngman.