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Al Gore Will Not Be Charged in Odd Massage Case

Al Gore will not be prosecuted over allegations that he made unwanted advances to a massage therapist in Portland, Oregon in 2006. 

The Multnomah County District Attorney’s office made the announcement on Friday. According to the Oregonian, the DA cited a “lack of credible evidence.”

There are a few weird angles that make the accuser seem not too credible — the Oregonian says she called Al Gore on the way home after the alleged massage-gone-wrong and told him to “drink extra water and to ‘dream of red-headed women tonight.'”

Now Mr. Gore can go back to more everyday allegations — like this one from last year about his relationship with prime rib.

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