(Insert “Dancer and Vixen” joke here.)
A suggestion for keeping the spotlight shining: Grubbs could record her own version of that old holiday chestnut, “Santa Baby”:
Tiger baby, one little thing I really need,
To a platinum mine,
Tiger baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight
Come and trim my Christmas tree,
With decorations bought at Tiffany’s
I really do believe in you,
Let’s see if you believe in me.
Hey, it can’t be any worse than the original.