Here, for no particular reason, is a short list of seven other things to go tell Aunt Rhody:
- The dachshund wet the bed.
- We’re out of Wonder Bread.
- Her old iPod is dead.
- Also, her Dwight Yoakam CD is cracked.
- Alicia Silverstone and a group from PETA are at the kitchen door, naked.
- The old goat next door is making those sucking noises at Aunt Jessica again.
- We’re out of Grey Goose.