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The Newt Gingrich Campaign: Top 12 New Slogans

A photo of Newt Gingrich's campaign bus with his photo and red, white, and blue stripes

The top 12 best new campaign slogans for Newt Gingrich, now that he’s charging his supporters $50 for photos:

YOU OWE ME FIFTY BUCKS

CALLISTA COSTS EXTRA

CASH ONLY, AMERICA!

NO FOREIGN CAMERAS

FREEDOM COSTS FIFTY DOLLARS

JOIN THE FIF-TEA PARTY

NO BUNNY EARS, AMERICA!

NEWT’S THE ONE ON THE RIGHT

18% GRATUITY ADDED FOR PHOTOS WITH SIX OR MORE

HE ALSO DOES BIRTHDAY PARTIES

THE $20 CAMPAIGN BUS TOUR IS NOT AN AUTHORIZED EVENT. THAT’S SOMETHING THE DRIVER HAS GOING ON THE SIDE

TOUCHING IS EXTRA, AMERICA!

Photo of Newt Gingrich and wife Callista posing with a woman and a person in an elephant costume

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