A “Festering Pile of Garbage”
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Kevin Jonas is Engaged to a Woman from New Jersey
“She said yes, yes, yes, like 500 times super fast in a row.”He was the first to reach 21, and he’ll be the first to lose his purity ring.
“You Want to Have Him On the Site in Neverland”
“You want to have him on the site in Neverland. That’s where Elvis is at Graceland.””On the site.” Hah!The MJ story has moved along to tasteful speculation on whether Neverland can become the next big-money Graceland.
So Long, Karl Malden
Malden said he got his celebrated bulbous nose when he broke it a couple of times playing basketball or football, joking that he was “the only actor in Hollywood whose nose qualifies him for handicapped parking.”Actor Karl Malden has died at age 97.
MJ in a Crystal Coffin?
It could be the biggest SoCal processional since OJ and Al Cowlings.
Photo Mystery of the Day
Can you name this popular singer in disguise?Hint: It’s not one of the Jonas Brothers.Answer here.
Al Franken Is About to Become a Senator
Definitely.The Minnesota Supreme Court ruled unanimously today that the Minnesota Democrat beat Norm Coleman in November and is entitled to be seated in the U.S. Senate.Coleman finally conceded later in the afternoon, and Govenor Tim Pawlenty said he’d sign the formal election certificate.
Where’s Bubbles?
Turns out Michael Jackson’s famous chimp companion, Bubbles, now resides at the Center for Great Apes, in Wauchula, Florida.Here’s his profile from the Center.
Keeping Up With Governor Sanford
Jiminy, what next with South Carolina’s Mark Sanford? He’s made yet another emotional confession, this time to the Associated Press, to explain that when he said he’d met his mistress four times last year, he meant he’d met her five times.The new confession included his admission of two trips to New York City. “Multi-night stays” is how it’s described in the story.
It Just Got Weirder
US Weekly now claims that Michael Jackson is not the biological father of his two oldest children.The real father is Jackson’s dermatologist, Dr. Arnold Klein, says the mag.