David Hasselhoff shook hands with a giant German bear near the Brandenburg Gate today. We have photos.
Those are David Hasselhoff’s daughters at left: Taylor Ann Hasselhoff (sort of blonde) and Hayley Amber Hasselhoff (very blonde). The bear is also a blonde. He moved in for a closeup:
The Hasselhoffs ditched the bear and posed directly athwart the Brandenburger Tor.
“Someday, girls, when I am no longer fit to be a German celebrity, all this will be yours.”
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