Groundhog Prediction 2018: Six More Weeks of Winter
Punxsutawney Phil, that Greta Garbo-like recluse, has made his prediction for 2018. The news is bad: Punxsutawney Phil appeared just long enough to see his shadow, and that means six …..
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Punxsutawney Phil Says ‘Six More Weeks of Winter’; Promptly Called Out by Washington Post
Famous groundhog Punxsutawney Phil has predicted six more weeks of winter. The Washington Post says “Nyuh-uh.” Who’s right?
Punxsutawney Phil 2016: Hipster Groundhog Predicts an Early Spring
EARLY SPRING! #groundhogday2016 pic.twitter.com/ZS7PIA0iLA — Punxsutawney Phil (@GroundhogClub) February 2, 2016 An early spring is on the way, Punxsutawney Phil tweeted this morning. He didn’t see his shadow, which naturally means …..
Groundhog Sees Shadow, Predicts Six More Years of Tom Brady
Popular weather and pigskin prognosticator Punxsutawney Phil has predicted six more years of above-average play from the Patriots quarterback.
Punxsutawney Phil to Earth: Drop Dead
Punxsutawney Phil decides to sock it to the decent citizens of the world with six more weeks of ice-cold misery.
Death to Punxsutawney Phil?
The beloved groundhog has been sentenced to death in Ohio for falsely predicting an early spring.
Punxsutawney Phil: Has Fame Gone to His Head?
Is the Garbo of Gobbler’s Knob losing his edge?
Punxsutawney Phil 2011: No Shadow
Punxsutawney Phil did not see his shadow this morning. That means an early spring, if you believe in a groundhog’s ability to predict the weather.
Will Phil Even Get Out of his Phreaking Burrow?
If Punxsutawney Phil is smart he’ll stay hunkered down in his groundhog burrow tomorrow morning.
Punxsutawney Phil Sees His Shadow
It’s over. Punxsutawney Phil emerged from his den this morning and, in a rock-star ritual enhanced with texting, predicted six more weeks of winter.
Punxsutawney Phil is the Jimi Hendrix of Bad Weather Forecasting
“Groundhog Day is a lot like a rock concert but the people are better behaved and there’s a groundhog involved.” That’s Tom Chapin, editor of the Punxsutawney Spirit newspaper, with …..
PETA: Replace Punxsutawney Phil With a Robot!
We would like to present you with an exciting, innovative proposal — one that would benefit both Punxsutawney and Punxsutawney Phil. Please… make the compassionate decision to use an animatronic …..
2009: Phil Sees His Shadow
Six more weeks of winter. Punxsutawney Phil saw his shadow.Phil also slipped in a slightly clumsy promo for the local football team:”Hear Ye Hear YeOn Gobbler’s Knob this glorious Groundhog Day, Feb. 2, 2009 Punxsutawney Phil, Seer of Seers…Proclaimed that his beloved Pittsburgh Steelers were World Champions one more time